VIOLATED! The Erin Andrew’s Story

  For those of you who are either: A) A Straight Woman B) A Gay Man C) or Trapped Under Your Fallen Refrigerator Maybe you haven’t heard, but Erin Andrews can be seen performing mini-squats in front of a hotel-room mirror while curling her hair.  Oh, yeah. and she’s naked (I refuse to attach this link [...]

July 30, 2009
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Favorites: An Ode To Underperforming Milk Cows (Rerun)

So, it’s probably too early in my blog’s life-span to have reruns.  I doubt I’d have made syndication yet.  But, what the hell, even Carson took time off.  I am too busy these last couple weeks to sit down for a couple hours and write a fresh, snappy blog.  (For those of you who care [...]

July 24, 2009
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On Happiness

A dear friend of mine and I were talking in a dark bar the other night, and she (with a shot of tequila in her hand, if I’m remembering correctly) said, “you deserve to be happy.”  I, for quite possibly the first time in my life, reached into my brain for a response and couldn’t [...]

July 12, 2009
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