Thank You, Uncle Humanity

My last post was really, really, REALLY dark.  I know that.  But true to my heading, I’m a swinging kind of man (not like that, people, as in mood variation).  Sometimes, it’s interesting to drink a bottle of wine, dunk your hands in paint, and splatter a blank canvas, see what comes out. Let me [...]

A Wonderful Monday Morning…Pre-Coffee Even

So, it’s Monday morning again, either the first day of the week or the second (depending on how you categorize that crazy anomaly Sunday), and I’ve spent the morning since six AM sitting on my parent’s veranda watching my two sisters and my mother gather around the coffee maker, each watching each drip of the black [...]

Favorites: An Ode To Underperforming Milk Cows (Rerun)

So, it’s probably too early in my blog’s life-span to have reruns.  I doubt I’d have made syndication yet.  But, what the hell, even Carson took time off.  I am too busy these last couple weeks to sit down for a couple hours and write a fresh, snappy blog.  (For those of you who care [...]

The Mike Greenwald Show

I’m reading a book called The Chris Farley Show, written by Chris’s older brother Tom Farley Junior and Tanner Colby (who wrote a biography about John Belushi).  I don’t know why I’m reading this book–I picked it out of the pile of books my dad brought home from the library–but so far I find it [...]

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