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[Posted originally for my Sunday guest spot on the Parking Lot Confessional] I’m not one to take to intimately about myself, mainly because I don’t think people give a shit about my life (being that we’re firmly entrenched in the selfish area, where most people will listen to your problems solely to have the right [...]

Thank You, Uncle Humanity

My last post was really, really, REALLY dark.  I know that.  But true to my heading, I’m a swinging kind of man (not like that, people, as in mood variation).  Sometimes, it’s interesting to drink a bottle of wine, dunk your hands in paint, and splatter a blank canvas, see what comes out. Let me [...]

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